Daddy Dozer Prints

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

The Fast Lane.

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'A is for Arse.'

D.I.Y with dad.

'sugar and spice my eye.'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Operation Father's Day

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

Love for the family

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?'

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

'You should enter the rhythmic breathing Olympics!'

'Actually, Fathers' Day is more important to me than Mothers' Day: Daddy actually raised me...'

"Keeping all out kids does NOT make us hoarders."

My dad's teaching me how to mow the lawn, fish and use the grill, I'm teaching how to Google, text and use an ipod.

"I'm 65, Mom - I'll play my Blondie records as loud as I want!"

'This has been his most productive day ever. I almost hate to wake him.'

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

Frankenstein's monster does Father's Day.

Happy Father's Day: 'More allowance? What happened to the 2 acorns I gave you on Saturday?'

"My dad's a magician- he walks down the road and turns into a pub."

"Work soft, play soft, Son"

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'