Dad With A Big Dog T-Shirts

'This refrigerator isn't big enough for the both of us.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'They're dog roses!'

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Dog with Anchor Lead

Jogging...

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Personal Assistants.

'Tired of fetching?'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Bernice Mountain Dog

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

"He wants a second opinion."

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

"I'll walk, you shovel."

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

"Let's see... water pick, tin foil, snorkel..."

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

'We come in peace, I tell you!'

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

Work out buddies.