Dad's Reading Companion Mugs

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

Library

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"It says here we should get a lodger."

"How can back to back be your favourite position?"

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

Books-CDs-Tapes.

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

'Was it good for you?' 'I haven't finished yet!'

Boss

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

"Dad, can you read?"

The Invention of Reading in Bed.

"How's your beer coming, Eddie?"