Dad's Reading Companion Mugs

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

Library

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

"It says here we should get a lodger."

"How can back to back be your favourite position?"

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

Books-CDs-Tapes.

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

"Dad, can you read?"

'Was it good for you?' 'I haven't finished yet!'

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

Fifty Shades of Yellow

The Invention of Reading in Bed.

"How's your beer coming, Eddie?"