"Dude, I did enough talking with my dad today to last for a week!"
Dad's Listener Mugs
Start his day with a smile! Our dad’s listener-themed mugs make a perfect gift, combining humor and appreciation for the dad who’s always here to listen and lend a helping ear.
'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'
"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."
Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'
Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.
"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"
Clive Anderson
'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'
Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!
Attention Span Man
"Officer, I'd like to report... a sexual assault. I was at a part, this guy... he attacked me."
'I'm going to put you in touch with reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'
"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."
'She saw right through me.'
"Doctor, I find you very easy to talk to."
'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'
Things can only get worse...
"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."
"Sorry, I was driving under the influence of a bull market radio report."
Pallbearers sitting around radio: 'This just in! Tributes are pouring in for the legendary tenor Pavarotti, who passed away earlier today....'
"You'll have to be X-rayed, Mr. Jensen. I seem to be picking up Rush Limbaugh."
"Hell, as Jean-Paul Sartre once said, is other peoples' inheritance tracks."
The Night of the Living Dads
'No, I'm not interested in hearing a counter proposal.'
Santa hears mention of Christmas on the radio.
'try moderation next time!'
"And now, here's Linda Blanton, our WJM deflation fighter."
"And he hits it, and the other guy hits it back, and the first guy hits it, and the second guy hits it back and-"
"Coming up on BBC Radio Four, I'm Dorries I haven't a clue."
' I bet you here this kind of thing all the time. '
I have very few things in life to worry about...and that is making me worried!
'. . . And that's another out out, with stumps flying.'
'Heavy snow fall last night has resulted in school closures across the county...'
Don't tell me you're ok! You're not ok! I can smell the hurt inside you! Don't walk away! Talk to me! Beware of Emotional Support Dog.
"We found the reason for that 'whining' noise, someone had left TalkRadio playing."
Dad's Listener Mugs Collection
Dad's Listener Pillows
Bring comfort and personality into his space with pillows that highlight his listening qualities. A cozy gift with a touch of humor and warmth.
Dad's Listener Prints
Decorate his favorite space with prints that pay tribute to his listening skills. Artistic designs that make a thoughtful gift for any attentive dad.
Dad's Listener T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts celebrating dads who love to listen. Great for casual outings or relaxing at home, these shirts make a fun gift for any attentive dad.