"Keeping all out kids does NOT make us hoarders."
Dad Juggler Mugs
Start your dad’s day with a laugh using our fun mugs that recognize his juggling prowess. Perfect for his morning coffee or tea, these mugs add humor and warmth to his routine.
Weekday Morning Hell Bingo
'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'
"The meeting will come to order."
'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'
"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."
"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."
Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.
"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."
Football
"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."
Woman with kids at husbands office.
'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'
'You'll never believe the day I've had...'
"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."
Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.
'Save us!'
"First break since 2008."
'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'
"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."
'I don't have time for throwing up.'
'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'
"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"
Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life
Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.
Acclaimed mother.
If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?
Baby On Boardroom
Balancing Family and Work
'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - You'll run it off during the toddler years.'
'So, paternity leave problem solved then?'
'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'
"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."
Brickie's Mate
"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."
Dad Juggler Mugs Collection
Dad Juggler Pillows
Find pillows that humorous recognize your dad’s juggling talents, adding a fun and cozy touch to any room.
Dad Juggler Prints
Browse our prints that pay tribute to your dad’s juggling skills with stylish, witty artwork that brightens his space.
Dad Juggler T-Shirts
Explore t-shirts designed for the dad who’s a master juggler at heart. Clever, comfortable, and filled with personality.