Family Juggler Mugs

"Mom sent us over while she gets the carpet cleaned."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"You may be suffering from what's known as full nest syndrome."

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

"I think we need to spend more time with the children...how many have we got?"

'Where are the kids?'

'I took my parents for granted until I had kids of my own. I don't know what I'd do if they weren't here to raise them.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

'And our family friendly policy means your children can work here too.'

"Careful, you'll upset Dad's work/life balance."

Balancing Family and Work

"Please don't make me work from home. I have a stay-at-home husband and two pre-schoolers."

Work/Personal Life Balance Beam

'It's difficult being both mother and father to them!'

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

'Stop picking up after your kids.'

'I'm taking a survey on how today's housewife spends her leisure time.'

"Trying to raise a family, establish a career AND invade a planet? It's no wonder you feel stressed-out."

The sandwich generation

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'Sorry, Morgan, I can't give you a raise. I'm suffering from compassion fatigue.'

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - You'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Why you must go to work

'So, paternity leave problem solved then?'

Parents' social calendar and kids' social calendar.

Mom Pandemic Walk

"Oh, and when you get a chance, would you start taking responsibility for your own life?"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

'I told them I'd had enough, that I couldn't stand the crushing hours anymore, that I wanted to spend time with my children...how many have we got by the way?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Man being carried by his wife who is also pushing the baby.

A Worker Bee's Home Life

The Vitruvian mum.