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'Your dad might be stronger, but my dad's smarter.'

Cry babies.

A man outside of gents toilet sees sign: New Men - With Baby changing facilities.

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

Next to Nothing

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."

Note Book

"It's a dependent!"

"I don't think the crackling sound coming from your lower back is as serious as you thought. Just relax and I'll have this Rice Krispie Square out of your back pocket in no time."

"OK...what's the quickest way to the hospital?"

"Is this fake noodle." "Yes, impasta."

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

"No sign of Simba?"

"Have you seen my wife?"

"I don't ever want you taken away, son. Never get into subtraction."

"Okay, I'll change your diaper, but you better not tell any of my patients."

Child on a schedule.

'Dad, I need help with chemistry, what's the periodic table?'

D-Day (Dad Day)

'In this rare photo of President Bush standing beside former President Clinton, one can't help but notice how the weight of office has grayed their hair.'

'Must you find fault every time she brings a boyfriend home?'

"Oh no, the lectern and microphone. I get the feeling I'm getting another one of your boring life lectures."

"What happens if you get the headphones in the wrong ear?"