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Did you feel that, Randy? I think I was an earthquake. Tough to tell, little buddy. I had just come up with an idea for a new book in my "Randy's MAN-uals" series. The working title would be "The Back-Hair Formula: How to Ensure Your Inner Beast is a Lion, Not a Woolly Mammoth" I'll have to shorten that, of course. The earth often shakes when I get a good idea. Well, my mind was completely blank at the time, so ... pretty sure it was an earthquake.
What salt shakers find amusing
You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.
Cry babies.
"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."
'He's bound to wake up sometime!'
"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"
Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.
"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"
Next to Nothing
"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"
'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'
Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'
Note Book
"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"
Official Team Cap With Beard
"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."
"It's a dependent!"
"I don't think the crackling sound coming from your lower back is as serious as you thought. Just relax and I'll have this Rice Krispie Square out of your back pocket in no time."
"OK...what's the quickest way to the hospital?"
"Is this fake noodle." "Yes, impasta."
Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."
"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"
'The brown one that smells like an old man.'
"Okay, I'll change your diaper, but you better not tell any of my patients."
"No sign of Simba?"
"I don't ever want you taken away, son. Never get into subtraction."
"Have you seen my wife?"
Child on a schedule.
'Dad, I need help with chemistry, what's the periodic table?'
D-Day (Dad Day)
'In this rare photo of President Bush standing beside former President Clinton, one can't help but notice how the weight of office has grayed their hair.'
'Must you find fault every time she brings a boyfriend home?'
'This mandarin chicken is delicious, Dad. It tastes like you bought it yourself.'
"Oh no, the lectern and microphone. I get the feeling I'm getting another one of your boring life lectures."
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