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My changing Body: A Guide For New Fathers

"To be 'sexy' a 'dad bod' needs to be more than just being a dad!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Cry babies.

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Not that net!'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"No no, I said sit!!"

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Golfing Boss

Dog yoga

"First class, or with children?"