D.i.y. Pillows

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

The Gardeners' Calendar: Make a note of places where paths have become slipper...go out and repair them before the cause trouble.

"John isn't very mechanical."

'I need a helping hand.'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack.

"Now that we're in self-isolation I've draw up a list of jobs that need doing around the house."

"Remodeling? No. Just looking for the remote."

"So, did you fix that little problem with the Christmas lights?"

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"What a rip-off."

D.I.Y. halo

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."

"Awesome! Dad fixed the toaster!"

Now Selling - All-these-houses-look-alike-but-it's-what-you-do-with-them Acres.

"Oh Dad, you're the best! My own aquarium!"

"First thing when you get home tonight help me with the refrigerator."

'You have to do that chair again. You got the paint on upside down.'

Send away mower for servicing...get your scythe out of the shed.

"No, he hasn't got round yet to doing a 'to do' list."

"I keep getting this tightening feeling in my chest."

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

"I adore your place. Did you do it yourselves?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Domestic Superheroes!!

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Jack of all trades

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Self help acupuncture

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'