D-day Anniversary T-Shirts

D-Day landings of walking fish.

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Dating is so expensive...

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Regular service or affected?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Saved...life is good!

Things I love about Powell River...

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

The Monroe Doctrine

Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony. But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike? Of course. That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all. Exactly ... Wait, what do you mean by that?

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

"Hey...Didn't we build that?"

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

Authorization for the Use of Farce

The end of election 2016

"I'm going in."

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

"Take the severance package, Hayward. The rest of the board wanted a ritual slaying."

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

'Since you're not happy here, we're moving you over there.'

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

"Do you want the Boss or someone who knows what they are talking about."

'Miss Porter, get me that skunk in Accounting!'

"It's an alert from my smart desk. It wants me to go paperless because it can no longer bear the weight of all the paper I use."

Secretary

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

The Hidden World of Desks