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Trial by Media

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Thank you, Essential Workers

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

The Russian Election.

Detention Center

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

Will rule with iron fist for food.

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"My goodness, if I'd known how badly you wanted democracy I'd have given it to you ages ago."

Justice 4 Ron

Farewell Donald

"They're class action figures."

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

Human Rights for All

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

'This year there's a bi-partisan effort in Congress to keep things as partisan as possible.'

Neutral Man.

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Myanmar's Aung Suu Kyi believes her party has 75% ofthe vote

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

The scales between gluttony and hunger