Cyrillic Connoisseur Pillows

Sleeping Russian

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Imagine

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Curling your hair for no reason

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

The Forever Stamp

Music Student

Sir Edward Elgar

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Sergey Rahmaninov

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Violin Romance

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

Tosca on the balcony

'It's not over till the slim, glamorous crossover lady sings.'

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'