Cynophobics Prints

Browse our art prints that humorously celebrate cynophobia. They make a clever and humorous statement for those who prefer their canine encounters from a safe distance.

Space Tours.  Ernie, in this interview promoting your space tours, you didn't acknowledge the first test rocket was vaporized in a huge launch pad explosion.  I said "The first test yielded spectacular results!"  There's nothing about your lack of a system to provide oxygen for the travelers.  I informed people "the experience will leave you breathless!"  Lots of your technology is straight out of the 19th century!  I said "Come be a pioneer!"  It seems most of your company's effort went into th
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Space Tours. Ernie, in this interview promoting your space tours, you didn't acknowledge the first test rocket was vaporized in a huge launch pad explosion. I said "The first test yielded spectacular results!" There's nothing about your lack of a system to provide oxygen for the travelers. I informed people "the experience will leave you breathless!" Lots of your technology is straight out of the 19th century! I said "Come be a pioneer!" It seems most of your company's effort went into th

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Cynophobics Prints Collection

Cynophobics Mugs

Looking for more humor? Check out our mugs designed for cynophobics to add a touch of wit to their daily routine.

Cynophobics Pillows

Add a playful touch to their space with pillows that humorously acknowledge cynophobia.

Cynophobics T-Shirts

Want to make them smile? Explore our collection of t-shirts with humorous designs for cynophobics, perfect for casual wear.