Cynical Humor Appreciators T-Shirts

Express their witty personality with our cynical humor t-shirts, featuring clever slogans and sarcastic designs that make a statement and show off their sharp wit.

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'Why do they call it a party? No one looks like they are having any fun.'

'Why do they call it a party? No one looks like they are having any fun.' mockup

'Why do they call it a party? No one looks like they are having any fun.'

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"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency." mockup

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

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'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?' mockup

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

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"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'" mockup

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

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65 Million Years Ago

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First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along. mockup

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

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'You gonna finish that lemon peel?' mockup

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

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"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

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"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

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"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing." mockup

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

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"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!" mockup

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

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The finer points of marriage.

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Boss encouraging employees to invest as company goes down hill

Boss encouraging employees to invest as company goes down hill mockup

Boss encouraging employees to invest as company goes down hill

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"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?" mockup

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

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'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!'

'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!' mockup

'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!'

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Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.' mockup

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

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"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!" mockup

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

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"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset." mockup

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

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"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire." mockup

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

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"Half full, or half empty? Do you want a positive spin, or a negative spin?"

"Half full, or half empty? Do you want a positive spin, or a negative spin?" mockup

"Half full, or half empty? Do you want a positive spin, or a negative spin?"

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'Well, at least he's an honest politician.'

'Well, at least he's an honest politician.' mockup

'Well, at least he's an honest politician.'

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"Nothing pays off more than a million dollars donated to the political campaigns of a few key politicians!"

"Nothing pays off more than a million dollars donated to the political campaigns of a few key politicians!" mockup

"Nothing pays off more than a million dollars donated to the political campaigns of a few key politicians!"

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"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

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