Cynical Cake Cutter T-Shirts

Celebrate their creative sarcasm with witty t-shirts designed to match their sharp sense of humor and baking passion—fun, clever, and uniquely theirs.

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"Traditionally, you cut the bottom layer at the wedding reception, the middle layer at your first child's Christening, and the top layer to celebrate your divorce settlement."

"Traditionally, you cut the bottom layer at the wedding reception, the middle layer at your first child's Christening, and the top layer to celebrate your divorce settlement."

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'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?' mockup

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

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"Guess who brought king cake!"

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'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Not that sort of body building program!' mockup

'Not that sort of body building program!'

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Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet. mockup

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

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"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'" mockup

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

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A dog at the bakery.

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First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along. mockup

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

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"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing." mockup

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

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"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!" mockup

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

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"You know I hate birthdays!"

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Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter mockup

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

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"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!" mockup

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

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'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.' mockup

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

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Dogs and Cake

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"Half full, or half empty? Do you want a positive spin, or a negative spin?"

"Half full, or half empty? Do you want a positive spin, or a negative spin?" mockup

"Half full, or half empty? Do you want a positive spin, or a negative spin?"

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"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?" mockup

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

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"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!"

"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!" mockup

"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!"

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"But is it art ?"

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'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.' mockup

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

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'That is the last time we will ask an actor to cut a cake.'

'That is the last time we will ask an actor to cut a cake.' mockup

'That is the last time we will ask an actor to cut a cake.'

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Happy Eightieth Birthday

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"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."

"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples." mockup

"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."

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Oink.

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"How do you want your slice - with or without a ballerina?"

"How do you want your slice - with or without a ballerina?" mockup

"How do you want your slice - with or without a ballerina?"

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'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!' mockup

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

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'I'm the same as you - too sick to go into work, but well enough to go shopping!'

'I'm the same as you - too sick to go into work, but well enough to go shopping!' mockup

'I'm the same as you - too sick to go into work, but well enough to go shopping!'

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This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench. mockup

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

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'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.' mockup

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

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'Instead of the usual boring campaign speech, folks, I'm going to make some balloon animals!'

'Instead of the usual boring campaign speech, folks, I'm going to make some balloon animals!' mockup

'Instead of the usual boring campaign speech, folks, I'm going to make some balloon animals!'

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"Ah, damn. Now I'll be triggered all morning."

"Ah, damn. Now I'll be triggered all morning." mockup

"Ah, damn. Now I'll be triggered all morning."

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'A conflict of interest? But that's my favorite kind of conflict.'

'A conflict of interest? But that's my favorite kind of conflict.' mockup

'A conflict of interest? But that's my favorite kind of conflict.'

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'I've had my cake and eaten it, too - Now I want the cake of others.'

'I've had my cake and eaten it, too - Now I want the cake of others.' mockup

'I've had my cake and eaten it, too - Now I want the cake of others.'

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'Some words of wisdom son, crime does't pay. However...business crime does!'

'Some words of wisdom son, crime does't pay. However...business crime does!' mockup

'Some words of wisdom son, crime does't pay. However...business crime does!'

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Cynical Cake Cutter T-Shirts Collection

Cynical Cake Cutter Mugs

Explore our full range of witty mugs perfect for cynically creative cake cutters—bring humor to their daily routine.

Cynical Cake Cutter Pillows

Brighten up their space with our humorous pillows—perfect for adding personality and a touch of irony to their home or bakery.

Cynical Cake Cutter Prints

Discover unique prints that showcase their creative sarcasm—funny and stylish wall art for their favorite room.