Cyclists With A Twist Pillows

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Cyclists with a pollution guard on having a cigarette

Cycling with a harp case

Ball as water-melon.

'Another nice wave.'

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

Hell's Allotment Holders.

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

Bike Romance

TV Junkie Ernie at the Olympics. Rio 2016. A cyclist didn't slow down for the curve and crashed! "Ohh ... 'Braking Bad"! The track star from the United States is resting up for his big race. "American Idle"! That group of athletes over there is being investigated for cheating. "The Shady Bunch." The javelin event is a simple contest. Whoever hurled it the futthest is declared the winner. "Game of Throwns"!

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

'My bike was making a strange noise, so I took it apart to fix it. I should've thought ahead, because I have no idea how to put it back together.'

"We're in an open marriage."

The Skullsmashers gang was known for was cruel and inhuman initiation rituals.

Ladies in Lycra

The Bikings

'Ernie may look tough, but he's really a geek at heart.'

"I hear your fix choppers."

"Crap – we brought the wrong car."

"I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain!"

"He used to chase people on a bike a lot, but it got so bad I had to take away his bike."

"I was hoping this place would have a travel ban in place."

Track & Field & Stream

Monkey on Bike

Surgeon on bike.

"Remember, if anyone asks, we say we wear these fantastic outfits because they're aerodynamic."

'They give you that 'I'm tough but thoughtful' look'

"The bad thing about putting a super-powered car speaker system on your bike...is the length of the extension cord."

Tiny Mouse Hole

Tandem face mask

The 'ironicycle'.

Bicycle race.