Cyclists With A Twist Mugs

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Cyclists with a pollution guard on having a cigarette

Cycling with a harp case

Ball as water-melon.

'Another nice wave.'

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

Hell's Allotment Holders.

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

Bike Romance

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

'My bike was making a strange noise, so I took it apart to fix it. I should've thought ahead, because I have no idea how to put it back together.'

The Skullsmashers gang was known for was cruel and inhuman initiation rituals.

"We're in an open marriage."

Ladies in Lycra

'Ernie may look tough, but he's really a geek at heart.'

The Bikings

"I hear your fix choppers."

"Crap – we brought the wrong car."

"I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain!"

"I was hoping this place would have a travel ban in place."

"He used to chase people on a bike a lot, but it got so bad I had to take away his bike."

Monkey on Bike

Surgeon on bike.

Track & Field & Stream

"Remember, if anyone asks, we say we wear these fantastic outfits because they're aerodynamic."

'They give you that 'I'm tough but thoughtful' look'

The 'ironicycle'.

Tiny Mouse Hole

Bicycle race.

Doping in Cycling.

"The bad thing about putting a super-powered car speaker system on your bike...is the length of the extension cord."

Tandem face mask

"What's wrong with my bike, Papi?"