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'HA!' Cyclist riding on pavement thwarted by old man.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Loan Alley

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Arizona In Black

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

A young positivist.

Healthcare declaration

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Children arguing over the name of a fish

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

Tree of Public Opinion.

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"