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Boy on a bike

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

The Fast Lane.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Hither and Yon sign

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

Wide Load.

'Oh course!'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Open entrance door to find exit door directly behind it.

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

Hitching a lift

"Bloody Cyclops!"

BMX riding in Bavaria

Enter Exit - Circle of Life.

The first cartoon. (A fish walks out of water on to land. Its footprints indicate a simultaneous path on both sides of a tree.)

"I sweared to avoid someone who was reading a cycling facilities leaflet"

All trails go nowhere.

Bike

Cow and hen footprints merge.

"It's a very short cycle lane but I'm determined to use it."

Hansel and Gretel find their way home via the junk mail which fell out of their magazines

"Oh, I'm just riding out the cycle."

Motorists in Traffic Jam dreaming of Cycle

Straight Ahead / Whoopee

Cyclists mistake.

"I think you should try a new direction"

Cycling.

Road Rage Towards Cyclist