Cycle Companion T-Shirts

'Be a friend.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"I heard they mate for life."

Bike Rides

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

You had me at vintage.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

Skier and his dog.

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"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

Best friends without borders.

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

Flower power.

An evolutionary cycle - A bicycle emerges from the water after evolving from two amoeba

Happy Office

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

It's much easier on my knees.

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

'Grown ups have been doing this all wrong!'

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

"Me, I'm out for a run with the dog on the bike."

Bureaucrats on a windmill.

"The doctor said I need to shop around for a casket. I asked for a second opinion and he suggested cremation."

McHappy

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

Exercise Gym. Only the bike is stationary -- you have to actually move.