Cyberstalgia Prints

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but tweets will never hurt me."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Before the Internet

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Hay Rides $10

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Hipsters"

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Bring out yer books!'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Old rocker.

Those Were The Days

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

You had me at vintage.

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."