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'You should concentrate on getting a first one.'

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Evolution.

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'