Cybersecurity Humor Fan Prints

"They say you should beware of attachments."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Airport Security.

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

How to create a password you can remember...

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

'Hello, security.'

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

Woman rushing her computer to the doctor.

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

"What - the customer complaints come in nonstop and the software doesn't work? Pheew... I'm relieved. I feared that something unusual happened today."

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

"Oh, I forgot that you missed the meeting. Our data security team added some new protection when accessing patient data files."

'We've given up on anti-virus software in favour of this!'

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

"No need to set out traps, I'm leaving. You don't have Wi-Fi in this dump."

'Well, now, let's just shine the light of common sense and linear thinking on this little computer problem of yours, shall we?' 'I'm not THAT desperate yet.'

'Floppy Disk Horror Movie.'

Beware of the teddy

'Judging by that old fashioned light bulb, your idea must be outdated.'

Fabric Company: No tulle left in this vehicle overnight

'I got a tool to remove malicious malware...'

'If you see a stranger, you kill him -- it's called 'Homeland Security.''