Cybernetics Fan Prints

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Robot feeds baby robot oil.

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

'In that case we will ALL wait for the results of the lab assistant's DNA test on the chalk.'

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

"Oh, I forgot that you missed the meeting. Our data security team added some new protection when accessing patient data files."

'We've given up on anti-virus software in favour of this!'

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

Undercover Agent

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

'We use intelligent robots, but not to intelligent because they'd want a union.'

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

The Computer takes a drinks break.

'You've got Chop Suey!'

"Well done my son! There's a shell case in the corner. . .and number that stain."

'Good news, Mr. Wilson - the DNA-test just proved your innocence!'

'I did some research on their reproductive system, and you know what? ? they're all copies of copies!'

"Apparently, it wasn't a figure of speech when he said his computer locking up made him so mad his head was going to explode."

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

'As near as I can determine, they seem to be self-programming.'

Ship's Log In: Iris & Finger Print Recognition.

"We'll try putting you on a stronger antibionic"

'It's the latest cybernetic advance - The IBrain!'

'Robespierre hacked my website again!'