Cybernetics Fan Prints

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Robot feeds baby robot oil.

"I got connected to the internet!"

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

'In that case we will ALL wait for the results of the lab assistant's DNA test on the chalk.'

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

"Oh, I forgot that you missed the meeting. Our data security team added some new protection when accessing patient data files."

'We've given up on anti-virus software in favour of this!'

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

Undercover Agent

'We use intelligent robots, but not to intelligent because they'd want a union.'

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

"Well done my son! There's a shell case in the corner. . .and number that stain."

'Good news, Mr. Wilson - the DNA-test just proved your innocence!'

The Computer takes a drinks break.

'You've got Chop Suey!'

'I did some research on their reproductive system, and you know what? ? they're all copies of copies!'

Ship's Log In: Iris & Finger Print Recognition.

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

Mitt-Bot's Amazing Origins

'As near as I can determine, they seem to be self-programming.'

"Apparently, it wasn't a figure of speech when he said his computer locking up made him so mad his head was going to explode."