Cybernetic Fan Prints

The Computer takes a drinks break.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Computer Room.

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

Workplace Confidentiality.

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

Californians Abroad.

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

"Oh, I forgot that you missed the meeting. Our data security team added some new protection when accessing patient data files."

'We've given up on anti-virus software in favour of this!'

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

'Try rebooting.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

"Harry, Hairy. Hairy, Harry."

'You've got Chop Suey!'

"Always thought the Abominable Snowman would look a bit different"

'I did some research on their reproductive system, and you know what? ? they're all copies of copies!'

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

Robot feeds baby robot oil.

"That's my new bill. Now here's the Jersey Devil with the details."