Cybercrime Rider Pillows

"Great news! All of those bill collectors stopped hounding me because the hacker who stole my identity is being hounded by them now."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

Robot Robber

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

Music Piracy

'Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back on eBay.'

"I'm getting old. . . I only got 17 hate comments!"

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

"Millions at risk from identity theft - good thing I'm safe."

'Your honor, no weapons or violence were involved, since my client's breaking and entering were done online.'

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

Super Highwayman.

Computer Downloads.

Cyber War

Cyber Theft

"Pssst! Wanna buy back your browser history?"

"Don't open that email! Oh... too late."

"The lengths I have to go to prevent google stealing my data."

"Don we've had an invitation to initiate launch sequence - should I click Yes?"

"Well, this is the moment we've been waiting for - the hacker who stole our identities just got hacked by another hacker who thought he was hacking us."

'You've got BlakcMail!'

Reporter at cybercrime conference asks: 'Should we be focussing on this area when we surely face a greater threat from the Daleks?'

"Billy has become quite active in class sharing."

"Confounded hackers."

Help. Lost my passwords, victim of I.D. theft & can't remember who I am.

"Keep your soul. We only want to hack your data now."

Not our department, Sarge. Better get the computer crime boys on the blower.

"Why not sell it? What have I ever done for me?"

"I'm afraid the school has experienced a ransomware attack. We'd like you kids to donate whatever you can!"

'Long way down huh? Just thinking about it makes me queasy...Course if I knew there were some sugar cubes waiting for me back at the ranch, that might help settle me down.'