Cyber Shopaholic Mugs

"This is what it would like if all my abandoned online shopping carts were real."

Killer Executive Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'She's so put together!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

New Shoes.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Kensington Fluffies

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'