Cyber Self-care Enthusiast Pillows

"How's the self-diagnosis coming?"

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Self help acupuncture

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Spa

Surfing the daily stress

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Dating is so expensive...

Self-esteem room

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Mr Metrosexual.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"Are you OK hun?"

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Breast Height Chart

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

Loofah Lady

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Sheep In Curlers

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."