Cyber Self-care Enthusiast Pillows

"How's the self-diagnosis coming?"

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Self help acupuncture

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Spa

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Surfing the daily stress

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Self-esteem room

Dating is so expensive...

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Mr Metrosexual.

"Are you OK hun?"

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Breast Height Chart

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

Sheep In Curlers

Loofah Lady

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."