Cyber Scholar Pillows

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"Why do I have to go to school? Why can't I just log onto their website when I get up?"

'All of my degrees are from on-line universities. I guess that makes me a man of e-mails rather than of letters.'

'What the...?!' 404 ERROR!

The Computer Bore

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

K9 Literati

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

"A virus ate my homework."

Nervous Student

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"Cheer up, might never happen!"

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

Cyber Fight

Modern Studying

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

Rodin, the surfer.

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

'I want you to text message 100 times, 'I will not text message in class.''

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

'I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot.'

"To 01100010 01100010 01100101. – That is the question."

"Now remember this formula, it's going to be on the test."

'I know those big money deals from NIGERIA are a scam, but this e-mail is from NEW GUINEA!'

The Artificial Intelligentsia

'My teacher has said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"Actually no mum, I haven't made lots of new friends."