Cyber Psychologist Mugs

'Our research shows that downloading happy songs prolongs computer life by 20.'

The Computer Bore

Moses on the web

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

Computer help.

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

Meet the People of the Internet

I'm just dying to try out this new Rorschach app! ?

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

Cyber Fight

Rodin, the surfer.

'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.'

"To 01100010 01100010 01100101. – That is the question."

"I see that you're very concerned about the rise of AI technology."

"Dr. Jeckyl and... Mr. Internet"

Palm Top Readings

'I know those big money deals from NIGERIA are a scam, but this e-mail is from NEW GUINEA!'

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

First Church: Sunday's Topic - Thou Shalt Not Blog Against Thy Neighbour.'

'What the...?!' 404 ERROR!

Hypochondriac at two computers. One reads 'Internet diagnosis', other says 'Second opinion'.

"Why do I have to go to school? Why can't I just log onto their website when I get up?"

"You all know General Petersen from I.T."

'A hacker named Goldilocks has entered our home page.'

"What you need, Harold, is to computerize your inner soul."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update."

"Yes very good, but have you consider a role in cyber?"

Computer Diagnosis Man.

'All of my degrees are from on-line universities. I guess that makes me a man of e-mails rather than of letters.'

'It's the latest cybernetic advance - The IBrain!'

Brainwashing

POLLS, 'Of COURSE I'm a creationist!'

'On the other hand, how do we know God isn't a member of our chat group?'