Digital Psychology Aficionado Mugs

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

Pavlov's Puppy

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

Free-Floating Anxiety

Blok drives by New York City.

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

Computer help.

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

Pavlov's Cat

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'What does the internet have against my people?'

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder."

Mummy Shrink.

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.