Cyber Ninja Mugs

North Korea Cyber Army attacks US websites.

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

Go team!

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Trade Show Sherpas

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Building business relations.

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

The Card Flinger

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'An application won't be necessary, Sir. . . if you did it, we know about it.'

'How many words per minute do you type?'

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

Over enthusiastic headhunter

'We appreciate your back of the envelope calculation, Mike. Now put a stamp on the front and send it to somebody who cares.'

Bob tried networking – and crashed it.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

"This is Thompson, he has a black belt in budget control."

'Gimme all your cache!'

'I'm sorry, Bennett; but we gave the job to O'Toole. You have the know-how, but he had the know-who.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships...

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat