Cyber Learner Mugs

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

Computer Room.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'I did it all from memory.'

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

Young Galileo

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

Global Education

"First the lady asks if I want to take this book...then she says I have to bring it back in two weeks!"

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

First Piano Lesson

"Please, Ms. Sweeney, may I ask where you're going with all this?"

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'