Cyber Knitter Gifts

Silver Surfer.

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

octopus knitting a jumper...

Cross-country knitting.

Sportknitting

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

Neptune: the retirement years.

A woman knits from a globe.

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"

String Theory

'Forget it, Mum, I don't support them anymore.'

"Are we aging in place?"

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

"Welcome to the ladies' knitting app circle."

"Walter didn't catch any fish today, but I managed to finish two sweaters."

Multitasking

" know a bargain when I see one!"

'It's a deal. You buy my insurance and I'll buy your knitted booties.'

'Forget it, I don't support them anymore.'

"I'm here to protect your data!"

"It was cute when the cat just played with a ball of wool, but this is getting out of hand!"

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

'Remember when we were young and used to play with the balls of yarn?'

'You should have knitted me into a pretty sweater when you had the chance!'

'I don't know. I'll see how long it gets.'

I need to create something to be rememebered by.

"Apparently, they're a very close knit family."