Cyber Farmer Prints

"The next facebook friend inviting me to play farmville is getting deleted!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Planting by the Moon.

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

"He's a quick learner."

Locally Grown Stocks, Farm Fresh CDs, Free Range Annuities.

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

Dept. de Philosophie

'Just seeing how my shears are doing...'

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

Old MacDonald had a startup.

Young MacDonald

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

I lactate, therefore I am.

Learning.

Farmer using a photo editing program

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Where steel wool comes from.

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

This one needs re-booting!

Yup, I like these self-driving cattle. Google.