Cyber Escapist Mugs

'I'm hacking into our cell door lock.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Second lifeReal life.

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

Cyber Dream

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Hot Towel Web Service

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Family separated by the Internet

"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"

"And this brings to a conclusion, thank goodness, our broadcast day."

Message in a bottle.

"Log into nature"

Hiding From Social Media

"Please excuse my husband his media bubble just burst."

"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."