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Zoom Wedding

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'No, but thanks for asking,'

Zumma Cum Laude

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

'They call it the people dance.'

Online marriage ceremony.

'What, They're comfortable.'

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

"You said it—everybody heard you."

Double Wedding

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"This is all so ARBITRARY!"

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Christening

Inauguration of Love

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

"I don't know why I bought all the food. We're having a Zoom party."

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'

Swearing a Child.

Virtual Mayday Parade in Cuba

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'

"I do if she does."

Happy Birthday

'Will you love, honour, and share custody of the remote control so long as you both shall live?'

"I can marry you, but I can't trial-marry you."

"Why would leaders agree to be honored with a mattress sale?"

"I'm sorry, young man, I just can't go through with this ceremony!"

'Before you get married tomorrow there are some things your father and I would like to tell you.'

"We are gathered here together in the presence of no one to join this couple in socially distant matrimony."

Ribbon Cutting Ceremony

'Guess which hand.'

'She wants to speak to her mum!'