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'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'No, but thanks for asking,'

Zumma Cum Laude

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

Online marriage ceremony.

'What, They're comfortable.'

Double Wedding

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

"You said it—everybody heard you."

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"This is all so ARBITRARY!"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

Inauguration of Love

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'

"I don't know why I bought all the food. We're having a Zoom party."

Christening

Swearing a Child.

Virtual Mayday Parade in Cuba

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'

Happy Birthday

"I do if she does."

'Will you love, honour, and share custody of the remote control so long as you both shall live?'

"I can marry you, but I can't trial-marry you."

Ribbon Cutting Ceremony

'Before you get married tomorrow there are some things your father and I would like to tell you.'

"Why would leaders agree to be honored with a mattress sale?"

'Guess which hand.'

"I'm sorry, young man, I just can't go through with this ceremony!"

'She wants to speak to her mum!'

Passover wine - 'I will buy a decent cabaret next year.'