Cute Moments Admirer Pillows

'I love the way you wiggle your nose when you say that.'

Sitting in a tree

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

Malfunctioning geyser

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'You'd better stop reading, Dad... you're making me sleepy.'

Biting Slippers.

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

"There's a little jelly or something on your chin."

"Stop arguing - I'll walk myself."

"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"

'Your little one is giving the sitter a big kiss-of life.'

Make him warm and comfortable...

He couldn't put his finger on it but something told Colin the date wasn't going well.

'Grandpa is at that cute age.'

'Isn't that cute? He wants affection.'

Working from home

'My drawings on the fridge are nice, but my video of grandmom putting them there just went viral!'

Two people are sat in a cold café having hot chocolate.

Teddy Bears

'One baby, one placenta, one umbilical cord...stock-taking never takes long in here.'

'Yeah? Well koala bears don't think you business types are so cute either!'

"One day, you'll look back on all your youthful mistakes and remember how adorable you were while making them."

"I know I said my dog had no teeth, mister- but that's not my dog!"

Woman Dancing.

"When you get a second wake up time, chances are your day's sublime..."

An elderly man with a cup of tea

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

Hairy Eddie's big time guide to kissin load a chicks.

"Well, if there's gonna be another six weeks of winter we might as well sit down and have a drink, right?"