Cute Moments Admirer Pillows

'I love the way you wiggle your nose when you say that.'

Sitting in a tree

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

Malfunctioning geyser

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'You'd better stop reading, Dad... you're making me sleepy.'

Biting Slippers.

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

"There's a little jelly or something on your chin."

'Your little one is giving the sitter a big kiss-of life.'

"Stop arguing - I'll walk myself."

"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"

Make him warm and comfortable...

'Grandpa is at that cute age.'

He couldn't put his finger on it but something told Colin the date wasn't going well.

'Yeah? Well koala bears don't think you business types are so cute either!'

'My drawings on the fridge are nice, but my video of grandmom putting them there just went viral!'

Two people are sat in a cold café having hot chocolate.

'One baby, one placenta, one umbilical cord...stock-taking never takes long in here.'

Working from home

Teddy Bears

'Isn't that cute? He wants affection.'

"One day, you'll look back on all your youthful mistakes and remember how adorable you were while making them."

"I know I said my dog had no teeth, mister- but that's not my dog!"

Woman Dancing.

Hell's Kitties

"When you get a second wake up time, chances are your day's sublime..."

An elderly man with a cup of tea

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

Hairy Eddie's big time guide to kissin load a chicks.

"Well, if there's gonna be another six weeks of winter we might as well sit down and have a drink, right?"