Cute Kid Chaos T-Shirts

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

Two children play with a pedal bin

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

"Can't you just relax and enjoy my childhood."

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

'Quick! Look cute!'

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

"I think our bundle of joy needs his mommy, dear!"

Feeding the baby

"Well, could you give me a ballpark number?"

"Show Daddy what you learnt at Kung fu"

Surprise

"We tried matching your child's behavioral patterns with one of those new-fangled medical condition, but it turns out that he really is just a precocious little twerp!"

"Welcome to the Kit-Kat Club"

'My room's in a terrible state, Mum's just cleaned it.'

Father playing with baby and baby is sick on his face.

Children and cat crashing on cart

"Please, Dear, don't put the cat out anymore!"

I'm beginning to see why they call these SELF-inking stamps'

'God bless mommy, daddy, spot, and that sports car I bought off the Internet with daddy's credit card.'

"That's the hospital car wash- your baby's over here."

Cat on Computer Keyboard