Cute Couple Connoisseur Prints

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Love me little, love me long.'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"I suffered a stroke."

'We were made for each other.'

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Bats with blankets.

Who's a cutey?

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

"I've always been a gnome body."

'Man, I wish she would act her age.'

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

Wildlife Refuge

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

"Stop tensing your abdominals!"

'Remind me - have you slipped into something more comfortable, or out of something more comfortable?'