Cute Couple Connoisseur Prints

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'Love me little, love me long.'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

Bats with blankets.

"I suffered a stroke."

'We were made for each other.'

Who's a cutey?

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

All set for the big sleep, Frank? I'm getting there. I've been storing up fat for the winter. And how about Ernie? He's trying something different this year. He's got wi-fi, a game console and virtual reality googles. He's going to cybernate.

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

"I've always been a gnome body."

Wildlife Refuge

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

'Man, I wish she would act her age.'

'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

'Remind me - have you slipped into something more comfortable, or out of something more comfortable?'