Customs Officers Mugs

'Tell me how Morris dancing started.'

Record Floods

Schengen

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

UK border controls relaxed.

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Collies Without Borders

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Europe and immigration.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

'Don't laugh Ms. Newborn, but I want you to proof this for 'accuracy'.'

Vaccination Passport

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

Panama Papers Scandal

AI Safety Officer

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'