Curtains Prints

Please stand by...for view.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'They all want to play the star.'

Taking a peek at the audience

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Drama Llama

Curtains haberdashery

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

"Fashion Week"

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

'That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains.'

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

'Scratching these curtains will be the greatest performance of my life.'

'Hello, Mrs. Horton? Could you please stop by school this afternoon?'

"I'm ordering curtains for our neighbor, the Retirement Home for Lawyers Without Briefs."

'A Nosey Cow'.

'Look at it out there, Jones. Successful businesses as far as the eyes can see... We're gonna need some curtains.'

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

'I told you the next time you crossed me it would be curtains for you!'

"Mr Potts, could you step behind the curtain and get undressed please."

"And I'm telling you the curtains always looked like that."

What's your guess? "Venetian blondes."

The Improvisational Wardrobe Ballet Company Presents: Afternoon of a Shower Curtain

'I'm your agent! You're going to have to do another swansong.'

'Neighbours is on, love.'

'Rats, just a dirt spot.'

"You'll find our Boulevardier Department on six, the Dandy's Department on seven, and our Fop's Corner on eight!"

"When Ralph Lauren talks, Wilbur listens

'The patient in the next bed is highly infectious. Thank God for these curtains.'

'At least he's making an effort to match the curtains.'