Cursive Enthusiast Pillows

'It's okay if you got a bad grade, son. They don't even teach you in school anymore.'

"Grandma's pretty old. Will she be able to read something not written in cursive?"

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

Letter writing lady.

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

'Nice graphics.'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

'I told you. . . H not S!'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

Rudyard Kipling

The origins of bullet points.

Best Seller 'Screw You'. Kiss the Author's Ass 2 PM.

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

'Hey! When did you learn cursive?'

"The quality of the writing is an embarrassment, it has no style, no fluency, no soul!"

Homes of the font designers

Donald Trump Crossword Silhouette

Snail Writer

'Sorry, you're not my type'

"Objection, your Honor! Leading the witness!"

"What I really like about this relationship is that the italics are always mine."