Curse Enthusiast Pillows

"Apparently, this curse has a lot more going for it than we figured."

'Sorry about that. My dog got a hold of my voodoo doll.'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

Window calls for username and swearword.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'You lifted your head.'

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Solar Frankenstein

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Pet Cemetery.

"Harry?... Is that you?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"How was prom?"

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Back to school: The Horror,

Stephen King

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

Pope Benedict 16th.

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

Young Stephen King

Happy New Ear!

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

The Horror Film Director.