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"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"Away with the warmonger!"

'Do you think that's wise?'

Annual run-off at the mouth.

What's normal?

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Dialogue

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

Political convention

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Skeptic Tank.

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"Now that's a win."

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'