Current Events Obsessive Prints

"And this is our 'panic room'. We usually pop in here after watching the nightly news."

Schengen

British savings accounts

Build your very own conflict of interest!

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

National Everything Awareness Day

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Government a la Carte

Turkish Democracy

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Russia Money Laundering

Mission Kinda Accomplished

Armageddon

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

Roe v. Wade

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Reporter #6: television.

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

Sybil Obama

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

"Do you think the 'Taliban' is: (a) a cellphone company; (b) a deodorant (c) a terrorist company

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Non Thought For The Day.

Putin's birthday cake - blowing up the world.