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Who's Afraid of the Big, Bad Eagle?

Syrian dilemma for President Obama.

Schengen

British savings accounts

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

National Everything Awareness Day

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Turkish Democracy

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Armageddon

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

Russia Money Laundering

Roe v. Wade

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

Twitter censorship

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

Reporter #6: television.

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

"Do you think the 'Taliban' is: (a) a cellphone company; (b) a deodorant (c) a terrorist company

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Non Thought For The Day.