Current Events Cringe Gifts

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

British savings accounts

Opportunities in Coronatimes

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Away with the warmonger!"

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Skeptic Tank.

Archival Warfare

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Our Two Parties, Explained

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Russia Money Laundering

Truth

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

Mission Kinda Accomplished

The transparent safe box of Panama

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

Twitter censorship

Tearing up the Iran Deal

Peace Locked in a Cage

'What I have to do first?!'