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"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Russia Money Laundering

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

Non Thought For The Day.

Ukraine Pinata

"Let's not try to make this symbolic. Of anything."

Putin's Mutual Destruction

Boris in Lockdown

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

The Thinker

Sisyphean task with the free press.

Putin's birthday cake - blowing up the world.

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

"And in what could be the biggest development for Hispanics in the history of the United States...hold it...I've just been told Hispanic Heritage Month is officially over. When we come back...hidden cameras in bathrooms! Only on the news at 5!"

"Mr. President-elect, the NSA is ready for your directives on who to spy on and how much."

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

Kim-Putin Summit

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

Vladimir Putin.

Overdose of election campaign ads on TV.

How To Make A Pigs Ear Out Of Swine Flu.

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

"Here's what went wrong today."